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blizooka:

full transparent angry flailing kirb from the latest ask-kirb post

WHATEVER SHE CHEATED OR SOMETHING SHUT UP

(( HELLO ONCE AGAIN IT IS I, LIZ, MASTER OF OOC POSTS

If you donated $5 or more to the tablet drive I was running (which was infinitely successful!), then do I have good news for you!! I finished the Nylocke wallpaper today!! to claim yours, send me an email at abjecthilarity @ gmail with what size you’d like of the following common resolutions:

1600 x 900
1440 x 900
1280 x 1024
1024 x 768
800 x 800

and I’ll email a copy right over C:

didn’t donate but want to anyway?? shit yeah thank you!! CLICK HERE and if you donate a measly FIVEBUX you get all five main characters as they’re released in your choice of resolution plus some SUPER BONUS CHARACTERS that I haven’t revealed yet! tomeapalooza!!

from this point on I’m not gonna spam the main blog with long ads like these when new BGs are released - I’ll post an announcement, a preview pic and a link to keep it simple as to not disturb the flow of answers |D

thanks for your support!! there’ll be a new answer post tomorrow! ))

NOT SURE WHAT ELSE YOU GUYS MEANT FOR ME TO TELL HIM SO

[12:25:28 AM] Kirb: “Hey! Y’like my sweet ass on your desktop wall? ‘Course ya do! Donate and IT COULD BE YOURS.”

WHO DOESN’T WANT KIRB’S SWEET ASS ON THEIR DESKTOP FOREVER AND ALL ETERNITY. SCREEN BURN-IN NOT-NOT GUARANTEED. 

(( Liz here! I’m doing a small donation drive to replace my old tablet. I’ve had it since 2009 and it’s beginning to show its age :U If you guys have liked what you’ve seen the past couple years here at ask-kirbopher, be a bro and throw a couple bucks at my paypal account so I can get a new one! FIFTYBUX is what I’m aiming for!

You won’t be getting something for nothing (other than continual TOME-based-shenanigan-updates, obviously!) - donate at least $5 and get access to a brand new wallpaper as they’re released, starring each of the main five (Kirbopher, Alpha, Nylocke, Flamegirl and Gamecrazed) and possibly even more of the secondary cast members, like the hackers, admins or villains! Emailed directly to you! It’ll be like a special secret TOME fan club except it’s not secret and it’s not a TOME fan club because why would you want anyone other than Kirb on your desktop DUH COME ON CHUMPS. 

Kirb’s obviously already done; the image above is a small preview! As I finish the main five (PLUS OTHER SUPER SECRET EXTRA ONES) if you leave a comment with your submission with your screen resolution and preferred characters, I’ll get them out to you as they’re done!! Sounds great?? SOUNDS GREAT. WE’RE AT $18 ALREADY YEAH LET’S DO THIS 

and if you’re unable to, thanks for the support regardless! you guys are the best c: ))

PURPLE. AND DARK. AND MADE OF SHADOWS. AND…. AND.

[What about him.]

Thank you!!

(( Hey guys! It’s Liz here (http://www.blizooka.tumblr.com), the artist for 98% of this blog / script supervisor for TOME / general purpose chain chomp, just popping in real quicklike to thank everyone here for their support! Not only have we broken the 1,111th follower mark, as of right now we’re almost at 1,150! Not only THAT, but currently the inbox is bursting with nearly 700 questions, comments, prompts and accolades for the blog and the TOME cast in general! Thanks again to everyone for their ideas and questions - just because things go quiet doesn’t mean we’re not ignoring or snubbing you, trust me! Kirb and I go over each submission, and believe it or not some of these are enough to spark creative discussions that sometimes end up in the show! 

Down to the meat of things: I’m incredibly busy with holiday work and outside stuff to where I won’t be able to update as frequently as I’d like - as I often get carried away with simple responses to the 8+ .gif extravaganzas you guys see here - until likely after New Year’s. I do plan on doing a special submission in honor of the 1,111 follower, as I’m sure a lot of TTA fans will be hyped for, so keep an eye out for that! 

I don’t like to do a lot of author text posts on this blog as it defeats the purpose of our favorite little angry marshmallowly squire, so I’ll wrap things up here - keep submitting TOME related questions to our ask box and we’ll answer them the best we can!

(so pro)

- Liz ))

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT STAYING AWAY FROM MY BLOG NYLOCKE

MINE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE WORDS BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED WORDS BECAUSE YOU DON’T EVEN NEED WORDS IN YOUR THEME SONG TO BE THE BEST AT GAMES /OR/ THEME SONGS.

(( don’t forget to pick up the TOME soundtrack - or any of the other singles! - at the bandcamp page!! http://tomeseries.bandcamp.com/ ))