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STILL NOT A SQUIRE.
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the best character in the show
Kirbopher anything!

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I mean really.

Most of my lines are inner monologue or gloating villainous diatribes. I even kept this pitch when… regrettably losing my shit during the tournament. It’s not difficult when you’re the best player in the game, especially when you’re surrounded by… these people.

HAPPY KIRBIVERSARY. GOO GOO OR WHATEVER.

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I LIVE SUCH A CHARMED LIFE.

asknylockeoftome:

Yup. It happened. Luccicute is makin’ a Nylocke askblog. Hope I can stay in-character as long as Nye can!! ALSO, some asks will be done in Black and White like seen below, because I might not always have time to color pictures. It’s nothing personal! 

THE ASK BOX IS OPEN! GO FORTH!

YEAH YEAH OKAY WHATEVER, YOU SPOTLIGHT HOGGIN’ GREENSKINNED DORK 

YOU DO KNOW THOSE QUESTIONS DON’T COME IN ON, LIKE, PARCHMENT PAPER, OR WHATEVER GOOFY RP GARBAGE YOU’RE EXPECTING

PFFT. IT LOOKED THE BEST ON ME.

I’M NOT LOGGED IN WITH THEM. THEY’RE LOGGED IN HERE WITH ME.

WH— HOW DID HE EVEN— IS HE MODDING??? IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED??

sh-shut up