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I'M NOT A SQUIRE.
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the best character in the show
Kirbopher anything!

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I’M NOT LOGGED IN WITH THEM. THEY’RE LOGGED IN HERE WITH ME.

WH— HOW DID HE EVEN— IS HE MODDING??? IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED??

sh-shut up

HOW FAR SHOULD //I// BEGIN THE SEARCH?? YEAH.

ME SEARCH FOR IT. THAT’S. THAT’S A GOOD JOKE.

HEY NYLOCKE DON’T FORGET TO SHOW YOUR WORK.

hmm hmmm.

blizooka:

full transparent angry flailing kirb from the latest ask-kirb post

WHATEVER SHE CHEATED OR SOMETHING SHUT UP

(( HELLO ONCE AGAIN IT IS I, LIZ, MASTER OF OOC POSTS

If you donated $5 or more to the tablet drive I was running (which was infinitely successful!), then do I have good news for you!! I finished the Nylocke wallpaper today!! to claim yours, send me an email at abjecthilarity @ gmail with what size you’d like of the following common resolutions:

1600 x 900
1440 x 900
1280 x 1024
1024 x 768
800 x 800

and I’ll email a copy right over C:

didn’t donate but want to anyway?? shit yeah thank you!! CLICK HERE and if you donate a measly FIVEBUX you get all five main characters as they’re released in your choice of resolution plus some SUPER BONUS CHARACTERS that I haven’t revealed yet! tomeapalooza!!

from this point on I’m not gonna spam the main blog with long ads like these when new BGs are released - I’ll post an announcement, a preview pic and a link to keep it simple as to not disturb the flow of answers |D

thanks for your support!! there’ll be a new answer post tomorrow! ))

NOT SURE WHAT ELSE YOU GUYS MEANT FOR ME TO TELL HIM SO

[12:25:28 AM] Kirb: “Hey! Y’like my sweet ass on your desktop wall? ‘Course ya do! Donate and IT COULD BE YOURS.”

WHO DOESN’T WANT KIRB’S SWEET ASS ON THEIR DESKTOP FOREVER AND ALL ETERNITY. SCREEN BURN-IN NOT-NOT GUARANTEED. 

(( Liz here! I’m doing a small donation drive to replace my old tablet. I’ve had it since 2009 and it’s beginning to show its age :U If you guys have liked what you’ve seen the past couple years here at ask-kirbopher, be a bro and throw a couple bucks at my paypal account so I can get a new one! FIFTYBUX is what I’m aiming for!

You won’t be getting something for nothing (other than continual TOME-based-shenanigan-updates, obviously!) - donate at least $5 and get access to a brand new wallpaper as they’re released, starring each of the main five (Kirbopher, Alpha, Nylocke, Flamegirl and Gamecrazed) and possibly even more of the secondary cast members, like the hackers, admins or villains! Emailed directly to you! It’ll be like a special secret TOME fan club except it’s not secret and it’s not a TOME fan club because why would you want anyone other than Kirb on your desktop DUH COME ON CHUMPS. 

Kirb’s obviously already done; the image above is a small preview! As I finish the main five (PLUS OTHER SUPER SECRET EXTRA ONES) if you leave a comment with your submission with your screen resolution and preferred characters, I’ll get them out to you as they’re done!! Sounds great?? SOUNDS GREAT. WE’RE AT $18 ALREADY YEAH LET’S DO THIS 

and if you’re unable to, thanks for the support regardless! you guys are the best c: ))